Celebration and a Revelation

July 2nd, 2009

Greetings all,

Many of you have been reading my blog and have been recieving some form of training or humiliation from me over the phone.  I am the head mistress here at Aural Impulse and am proud to say we are celebrating our second anniversary in business.  I may be cruel, but I am also very gracious.  Without my slaves and play toys I would not be where I am.

Mistress Olivia and I met three years ago while working together in the same dungeon.  We enjoyed our time as lifestyle dommes, but then thought we need to share this with more people. Our mission to bring your domination fantasies to life then traveled to the telephone lines.  Every day we talk to men who are wanting to explore their sexuality, men from all over the country that now (thanks to the internet) we can reach.  We have the pleasure of enjoying your perversions and or shortcomings while taking your phone sex experience to new levels.

I have grown as a mistress.  I’ve learned more things that can be humiliating, more things that can be beautiful.  I’ve watched some of you transform from shy scared men with small penises into confident cross dressers. Teaching you that if you’re that small you have options! Watching the transformation- be it forced bi sexual activities, forced cross dressing, or going completely gay…(you know who you are) has been enjoyable and entertaining. I listened to you as you were on your knees sucking a dick for my entertainment, I watched you on cam as you used the CBT kit you bought from me to torture yourself for my pleasure.  I told you the truth- that your wife is sleeping with another man , and guess what she’s fucking him daily and you’ve been eating another mans cum out of her for years.  I don’t hold back and neither do you.  You’ve taught me how to be a better mistress.
Thank you …. and remember- its’ not what people say about you, its what they whisper…

As a special thanks we’re offering 50% OFF July 1-4 (special runs until midnight). Thats right, I’m being nice!

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xoxo Miss Frankie

What do You Say When You See It?

June 18th, 2009

Some of you have been asking what do I say to a man who thinks he’s going to have sex with me
after he shows me his small penis.  Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
If its not the third one, its just not worth my time or dignity.  Your dignity can be spared, I have
standards.

1. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
2. Ahh, it’s cute.
3. I’m sorry.
4. Never mind, why bother.
5. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
6. Why don’t we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It’s more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4″ bigger.
15. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!

Once again our friend PeeWee called.  The 21 year old virgin, or eternal virgin. Maybe that should be the
new nickname he’s been asking for.  “The Eternal Virgin”….hehehe…he probably has Star Trek posters on
his bedroom door too.  He wants to be dignified.  Because he has to make up for whats in his Batman
tightie-whities. Pecker is a funny penis euphemism.  PeeWee Pecker- just enhance it.  He’s such a little
bitch really.  Baby Beefstick. No?  ToothPick? TP for short of course. Junior-like jr. penis…hehehe. It can’t
possilby be bigger than an eight year old boys.  I think the Eternal Virgin it shall be.  Seems to fit him best
and its said that a name is a reflection of the person.

I don’t show mercy. I don’t apologize .  I don’t care. You are nothing to me but an object for amusement.
I’ll laugh at you and your dick as I please.

Caller Confessions: Jim’s a Faggot Loser

June 1st, 2009

Jim has been fantasizing about cock for years, if he gets his wife drunk enough she’ll start telling him stories about all the different dicks she’s sucked.  Back in high school she gave a lot of boys their first blow job.  He happened to be one of them.  He married the first girl who gave him a blow job.  Three of the groomsmen at their wedding had gotten sucked off by his pretty little wife.
One night they all got really drunk,after the wife passed out after sucking off his buddies, then Jim sucked off his buddy.  His friend dropped his pants and made him suck his dick. Jim became a cock sucker and now can’t stop thinking about dick.

He’ll suck on a dildo for his wife from time to time, when they have sex - he’s thinking about cock. He’s a little cock sucking faggot loser.  hahaha…. I love laughing at guys like Jim.

The Myth of the Female Orgasm

May 29th, 2009

Some women say they have never experienced an orgasm, just as many men say they have never given a woman an orgasm.  This once again points to the fact that penis size does indeed matter.  Female orgasm can be reached with clitoral stimulation, but the penetrating shiver of an orgasm when the g-spot is hit is simply incredible.  I feel for you girls, I’ve been with some marvelous lovers, and those not so great- well I won’t give them the satisfaction of even getting a pity fuck. If it disappears when you wrap your hand around it, you belong jerking it off.  Men fail to realize that the power of the orgasm is in their pants….or maybe not.

When a woman has difficulty achieving orgasm these are the highest reported causes:

  • 21% - partner’s lack of response
  • 28% - she wasn’t in the mood
  • 27% - she was too stressed
  • 24% - there was a lack of foreplay
  • As men know, orgasm doesn’t just “happen”, it must be achieved.

    Sex therapists, William H. Masters and Virginia E. Johnson identified four phases within the sexual response cycle. These phases are part of a continuous process - there is no beginning and no end to this cyclical pattern.

    Sexual ExcitementHere is a detailed explanation of each phase:

    1. Excitement

  • Begins with physical and/or psychological stimulation (from kissing to fantasizing)
  • Blood rushes to the genitals and other parts of the body, causing enlarged breasts, swollen labia, expanded clitoris, elevated uterus, and lubricated vagina
  • Heart rate and blood pressure increase
  • Muscles are tense

2. Plateau

  • Occurs with increased stimulation
  • Blood pressure, heart rate, respiratory rate, and muscle tension continue to rise
  • Upper two-thirds of vagina expands
  • Uterus elevates to allow easier passage of sperm into fallopian tubes
  • Bartholin’s glands secrete a small amount of fluid in the vaginal opening

3. Orgasmic

  • Experience powerful contractions of the uterine, vaginal, anal, and lower abdominal muscles (about 5 to 12 synchronized contractions occur one second apart)
  • Blood pressure, heart rate, and respiratory rates reach peak
  • Loss of voluntary muscle tone

4. Resolution

  • Blood in genitals begins to drain
  • Uterus returns to normal position
  • Breasts decrease in size
  • Heart rate, breathing rate, and blood pressure decrease

So, it starts with a simple kiss and ends in a few seconds of unspeakable pleasure…

So if the penis does not penetrate deep enough, if it does not hit the vaginal walls, if he does not thrust deep enough- of course he will not gain the achievement of an orgasm.

He has to work for it, or provide a toy or better lover.  Women can have orgasms, you have to make it happen.  Or she’ll do it on her own with a favorite toy.   Thus concludes todays lessons in why she doesn’t cum - Its Your Fault Loser.

Using Your Mouth

April 24th, 2009

Hi Sissy Sluts and fags! Every girl should be able to do certain things.  So when you go to give a blow job or before you let him pound you like the girl that you are, theres a few things to think about….
Last week, I got down on my knees and begged!   Now, a lot of people think condoms aren’t sexy because it makes the passion take a time out. Well, that is just not true, girl!  Putting on a prophylactic can be a smooth move that your man will ask you to do over and over again.  That is, if you stick it to him using nothing but your mouth! Here’s how you can slide a condom on him with nothing but a smile. ( The only downside is you don’t get to catch the prize in your mouth!)

  • The Package: First things first, use an non-lubricated condom. We’ll get wet later, hot stuff! And although your dentist probably wouldn’t recommend using your teeth to tear the package open, it’s pretty hot.  Just use your fingers to keep the condom out of your mouth’s reach and carefully take it out of the wrapper.  If you break the condom, it’s useless.  So, if you think you felt it get caught it in your teeth, start over!
  • Just The Tip: With your mouth slightly open, place the condom in front of your teeth and put the tip of your tongue right at the tip of the condom. Hold the base of his banana to keep him excited and to steady yourself. Then open wider to take his head in the condom in your mouth. It’s important that there isn’t an air bubble at the top. So, just like anything else sexy you’re plannin’ on doin’ with your tongue, you gotta apply the right amount of pressure as you go down. This is the trickiest part! Sometimes I ask the dude to get the condom started, and then I finish it off….
  • Under Cover: Now, still holding his stick shift, open ‘er up and drive that condom all the way down to the base of his shaft. Beware of your teeth’s sharp curves. If you poke a hole or snag a tooth, you’ve got to do it all over again. Go as far with your mouth as your can—check out “Deep Throat Tips From A Sword Swallower” for some extra skills.  But no matter how long you can go, just use your hands to make sure the condom has gone all the way and is ready to ride!
  • Lube Job: Before you take him for a spin, turn his schlong into a slip-and-slide by squeezing some lube on! A little lube can go a long way, if you know what I mean.

Hey, putting on a condom is a tough job, but somebody’s got to do it. So congratulations! Now that you put safety first, and made it oh so seductive, you deserve a reward. And by reward I mean carefree, hot sex!

Inner Bitch

April 16th, 2009

What Makes Men Into Sissies?

Lets Explore…..
The word ‘transvestite’ means ‘a person who likes to wear the clothes of the opposite sex’.

Some dictionaries add the words ‘for sexual pleasure’, but this is not really true, because many ‘cross-dressers’ just feel comfortable – rather than sexually aroused – when they don the clothing of the other sex.

In fact, transvestites often feel the need, not just to dress, but also to behave as a member of the opposite gender.

men who are uncomfortable about being male or who feel they are not male inside are nowadays said to have gender dysphoria.  Men who are uncomfortable being a male to the outside world are uncomfortable most often due to sexual inadequacies.  Maybe you’re a loser thats’ never been able to please women.

‘Dysphoria’ ia a word derived from Greek, and it means ‘a chronic feeling of discontent’ – the opposite of ‘euphoria’. If their unhappiness and discomfort leads them to take steps to change gender they are then called ‘transsexuals’.

Why do men cross-dress?

No one really knows why some men have this desire. Most men who cross-dress describe it as an outlet for stress, and they tend to want to dress up more during times of tension at work or at home.

Some men get remarkable relief from tension simply by wearing women’s lingerie (usually silk) under their exterior male clothing.   They get hard when they slip into a pair of panties and some sexy stockings.

Should a transvestite reveal to his friends, family or even his girlfriend or wife that he is a cross-dresser?

This has to be done very carefully.

Many transvestites feel frustrated that they have to keep this part of their personality a secret, and sometimes their frustration erupts and leads to very sudden and unwise confessions in the workplace. But the fact is that many colleagues are simply not ready to hear that Gerry becomes Geraldine at weekends.

Miss Frankie and the ladies of Sissy-Hotline.com are here to tell you Embrace your inner girl, Don’t be ashamed of it.  You’re better as a woman and a submissive slave than you ever were as a man…so To be a Sissy or Not to be a Sissy…YOU are what you are.  Can’t change that now can you.  Let us feminize you, console you, humiliate you, tease you and use you for our pleasures.  Thats what it is all about bitches.

You Are NOT God’s Gift To Women

March 30th, 2009

So you think you’re god’s gift to women huh? Convinced that you can please any woman any time?
But you’ve only got a few inches, and its not very impressive.  Maybe the girls you’re with are faking it.
You can find out what a pleasure or a pain in the ass you are to women by having a good long talk
with Miss Frankie.  Have questions about your sucess in the sac?  I’ll tell it like it is and make sure you
know that you are most definitely NOT any prize to be sought after.

Want to read something funny? How about the requests I get, begging for my attention!!

lets talk im white 28
6ft2 195lbs into cuckold humuiliation i have a small dick and i come quick i need to be a cuckold sub, i am experienced have few limits, i can take a strap on a good whipping love humiliation and cream pie eating… mike

Kink can mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people. To me it means a general open-mindedness about sex, without inhibition or judgment. Having said that, on the kink side of the house I’ve enjoyed flogging and impact play, penetrative toys, various forms of sensation play, orgasm control, and bondage.As for who I am, my life has turned out to be fairly well-modulated and strangely wholesome, but I still have my pedigree of hip-ness and a hedonistic side.

Yes, this is another “do me please” type of message.  But, I hope that perhaps you will find my situation of interest.
It is the dominant role that has usually come most naturally to me.  But, increasingly I find that there are those times when I long to surrender control. I hope to find a woman who truly enjoys being in control.  I have purchased a chastity belt and an electric dog collar.  With the chastity belt locked on, I cannot touch myself for relief.  The collar gives a training pulse whenever the remote control is pressed.  Imagine how it would affect me to know that the key is worn around your neck and that the remote control is in your hand.  Would you like to have that much power to make me serve your pleasure exactly as you desire?  I realize that this message is terribly self centered (all about my fantasy).  But I hope that perhaps the idea is at least as exciting to you as it is to me.
John

can you spank me and make me feel like a girl I like to be punished today. kisses!!! corrie

I love it all Mistress the corporal punishment the forced feminization the cuckold humiliation I would love to be wrapped around your beautiful little finger and await your every command  I am quite experienced and eagerly await your reply  (if I’m lucky)
bob

I want you to tower over me, telling me what to do…using your big sexy hands to control me…your obviously taller than me and command more respect…i’m ready to do what you want Mistress… bobbie joesy

i am a 45 y.o. submissive male who thoroughly enjoys domestic-servitude & forced-feminization.
i was married to a Woman for 18 years who enforced this in our household during our marriage, and i really grew to love it. Since She divorced me i have longed for an opportunity to serve a Woman in this way very badly, so You can imagine my excitement when i saw Your craigslist ad.
My ex-Wife trained me so that as soon as i came home from work i was to dress in whatever She laid out for me, and it was always something girly, frilly, dainty and/or feminine. Sometimes, She would leave nothing for me to dress in, and it wasn’t by accident. As soon as i got home i was required to strip naked and only if She laid something out for me was i to wear anything.
Over the years She trained me to do all the housework, clean up everything, give Her baths, and later in our marriage She required that i serve Her girlfriend as well.
i was conditioned over time to understand that Females are so much more superior than males in every way, and they really truly are, and i know that, which is why i so loved to be treated like Her slave Gurl.
So would You please consider this inferior male speciment as fit to serve You?
i work in the medical-sales field and travel alot.

Please consider me, if even only for a meeting and one trial chance to serve, i promise not to dissapoint You.
Thank You,
bitch boy billie

All day long I get letters like this and calls asking me, “am I big enough?”  “what am I doing wrong?” “what should i be doing better?” And All I can do is tear confidence away with my evil laughter.  Tis a beautiful world we live in, shit I get paid to do this!

Cuckoldress’ Unite!

February 20th, 2009

Good Day Ladies! Yes I mean you.

Miss Frankie gets plenty fan mail.  This is yet another letter I had to share.  Demonstrating how much other women get turned on by the acts of dominating their husbands or slaves.  To every conservative bastard in America who denies their sexuality and has to call me to talk about it, You’re Pussies.  We need more women like me, more women like Arianna.

Hello there!

I have cuckold my hubby this past year and it’s been wonderful! However, I do not know of any other people into this type of lifestyle, and it would be nice to converse with another woman….hell, I’d even offer up my wimpy limp dick hubby for a bit of fun, if you so desired it!

I don’t know about you, but I have a somewhat sadistic side to me….so I enjoy the mind fuck I am able to implement….and enjoy thinking outside the box to ambush the poor fucker.

In any event, if you care to either converse with another or wish to have a bit of kinky fun, let me know…as I’m always open to good times!

The ratio of wannabe cuckolds versus cuckoldresses is definitely slanted in our favor!

Yet another stone put on our side of the scale with regard to their need to appreciate us!

Arianna

I love the part about the sadistic side.  You know how malicious I get.  Think to yourself, whats the harshest punishment Miss Frankie has ever dealt you? I’ll let you in on a little secret, whatever it was, thats is only a taste of my capabilites.  I am not just a dominant mistress, I am THE Dominant Mistress!  Once you get that taste, you just can’t get enough.

Degrading or Beautiful! The NEW Cuckold Game Show!

February 16th, 2009

My protoge, Everything But, has devised a new game show for cuckold couples! With Me, Miss Frankie as your host, we’ll explore your sexual secrets.

Categories Are

BJS

*woman on her knees, gazing up at him while he pumps her mouth

*woman on her knees, gagging on cock while he pulls her hair ,which is followed by him cumming all over her face

Is it degrading or Beautiful?
Voyeurism

*the cuckold husband watches as her wife gets satisfied by a real man

*your wife makes you suck her lovers cock because yours isnt’ as beautiful as his, your wife verbally humiliates you while you suck cock.
tell us the significance to you and WHY
Strict Domination

*a slave, on a chain, wearing only a dog collar eats the mistress out

*slave,tied spread eagle across the bed- mistress feeds him a sweet cream pie fresh from her pussy
Winners Will receive a one night Stay at the Cuckold Suites, the resort we will have in San Francisco.  Providing the ultimate cuckold get away - where every fantasy is at your fingertips,ready to cum true.

Myself, and he who calls me Master will be the host and hostess of the shows and resort.

Upon our one year anniversary we spent hours reflecting this year’s events.  Our cuckold relationship as Mistress and male has proven our true colors.  Both he and I discovered a deeper self this past year, growing and reveling in the passion.
1. Acknowledgement.

I said that size matters.  For the first time ever, he heard it.  The wife said it, she later made him hear it by seeking out another.  He got out the ruler that first day, and guess what, didn’t meet the magic size of 8 inches. 3 inches could have made this man different.
2. Reinforcement.

He knows that I will always be more man than he, so we began shopping online, as if we were looking for cars, seeking the perfect cock to suck.  We would look for bulls. I had to push him, I had to reinforce the truth - staring at a cock made him hard.  His wife knew that too, whispering things about another man while they made love- made him hard.
3. Punishment

Restricting orgasms because he can’t deliver one to his woman.  If he masturbated, it should be painful.  Chastity device put into place to completely restrict pleasure. I became the key holder.
4. Miss Frankie’s Weakness

Its true, she does have a weakness.  For a beautiful cock to worship. One of the things she and Everything But can truly  share a passion for.  There is nothing more powerful than a throbbing cock staring you in the face that just wants to be fucking your throat. One man he’d suck off for me said, “If you’re not choking, you’re not doing your job”.  I give every blow job with that attitude.  I want to drain the man , make him throb for me while my pussy gets red hot.  What does success feel like? A shot of sperm on the face, like it should be.  Everything But can’t do that, he merely dribbles.

For our anniversary, symbolically I had him masturbate into a champagne glass. He was instructed to drink every drop as a tribute to he and I.  Everything we have experienced along the way has been degrading or beautiful in one form or another. Him calling me at 4 am, with a dick in his mouth, showing me that he could at least please his mistress.  I listened as he choked on a big black dick. I listened to the other man scream as he came in Everything But’s mouth.  The degredation is part of the process.  Seduction isn’t coercing someone to do what they don’t want to do, its convincing them to do what they secretly desire to already.   The seed had been planted, and  it was my duty to help it grow.  The seed is now a beautiful flower, the beginning of a cuckold dream come true.

its A bird! its A PLANE! Its SUPERMAN Underpants!

January 16th, 2009

You men truly do amuse me.  Self incrimination seems to come naturally to you.  Why you tell me things that you know I’ll only use against you, I’ll never know. On that note, Pee Wee and I were recently discussing the type of underwear women prefer.

I’ve never seen a masculine straight man that looked good in a pair of tighty whities.  Plenty of hot gay guys, but a straight one, no.  OK , Sooooo Pee Wee tells me a long time ago that he wears tighty whities.

Then upon our most recent conversation he divulges that he doesn’t even have to shop in the mens section,that boys underwear stil fits him.  That was ridiculously hilarious all by itself, then when he told me he even has Superman, Batman and Ninja Turtle under pants!

“so,whats the big deal? Batman kicks ass!”.small penis humiliation

You’re Kidding Me.  You’re a grown man, (grown in some places, not in all) and you think its cool that you’ve got Batman across your ass?  How juvenile. His immaturity matches his penis size. hahahaha.

poor PeeWee, gets made fun of at Wal-mart, Can’t wear Magnum condoms,  and now every one knows that he has Batman tighty whities.  Have a good day boys! Remember, its not what the ladies SAY about you, Its what they whisper ;)

miss frankie  888-556-4586