PeeWee Asks….. Difference Between Snug Fit & Magnum
By Administrator | August 23, 2008
The Lifestyles Snugger Fit condom is shorter and narrower than the average condom. It also has a slight contour which makes it one of the closest fitting condoms available. Lubricated with reservoir tip.


Which fit is right for you? Poor PeeWee was so confused, he didn’t understand that these were made for big boys and little boys. I’ve fucked men who wear magnums. Honestly, condoms just get in the way, I love the feel of a hard dick sliding in and out of my pussy. So PeeWee, here is your lesson in Fitting a Condom to Your Penis.

Trojan Magnum XL Large condoms
The Trojan Magnum XL is the new King of the Big Boys. Larger than the original Trojan Magnum, and a full 30% larger than regular Trojan condoms. This Trojan XL condom is designed for men who feel that current regular and large size condoms are too small. Features a base that tapers for better fit, a silky smooth lubricant, and reservoir tip. This ones for the biggest boys in the hood!
The Biggest Boys In the hood, now that doesn’t include PeeWee. He’s said that when girls see his penis, they just start laughing.
Other times, it’s the length of the condom.
Most average condoms are almost seven and a half inches long, significantly longer than the average penis. But some men need a longer condom for a good fit. Most “large” style condoms are both a bit longer and a bit wider. Keep in mind though that using a condom that’s longer than you need can also be an issue. If there is still a lot of condom rolled up in the ring, it can feel snugger, and be more noticeable.
But as safe sex goes,it can still be kinky, naughty and safe…
PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP 2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER 3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY 4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT 5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER 6. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG 7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT 8. IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY COVER YOUR MONKEY 9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMISE 10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU COVER YOUR PETER 11. SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK 12. IF YOU GO INTO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT 13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS 14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSERMOUSE 15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER 16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNCOVERED PECKER 17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANISE YOUR TOOL 18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION 19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL 20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER 21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE
New Condoms for Todays Penises


Soooo if you’ve got a big cock, you think you can dominate me? Do you want to show up those little dick losers? So yo should. What is stopping you? Are you impotent or something. Oh yeah and when you call me, you won’t need to even bother with a rubber. No protection required!
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Was He Bigger than Me?
By Administrator | August 19, 2008
My boyfriend asked me, when he came home and found me in bed with another man, “So, Was he bigger than me?” That is the only question he asked. Not why, not don’t , just “was he bigger than me?”….hehehe
Truth is, yeah he was bigger. Bigger and better. Sure my bf’s dick is a rock solid 11.5 inches. But Jack’s….oh my god… 13 inches and 2.5 in girth!! Guess what, I made my very own cuckold bitch. I suppose he was humiliated. The sad puppy dog look in his eyes was so pathetic.
So how could I pass up the opportunity. I did however have to tell him that maybe next time we can try a new position. We can try something to make his small penis more effective.
Here is what he found upon doing some research
The doggie
When performed at the correct angle, the doggie can make even the smallest penis feel quite large. You’ll want her positioned in such a way that she’s able to comfortably place her head and shoulders on the pillow, while having her bottom raised in the air. To help create the most effective angle, her back should be arched and her thighs should be drawn together. Not only is this the easiest small penis sex position on our list, but it’s also one of the most popular.
Bite-sized tip: Lean forward during penetration, maintaining as much physical contact as you can comfortably manage; this will keep things intimate, enabling her to reach her sexual peak as quickly as possible.
These small penis sex positions will make any guy feel huge… hehehe until he talks to me!
The snake
For this small penis sex position, you’ll want your woman lying flat on her belly with her legs closed. For the sake of ease and comfort, slip a pillow beneath her hips until her bottom arches upward. Keeping your knees bent, straddle her hips while maintaining an upright position and place your genitals just behind her bottom. Gently spread her thighs just enough to allow penetration and slide your way in. Take care to keep your weight off her body during intercourse; if you feel the need to brace yourself against something, bend forward until you’re able to touch the bed — it won’t detract much from the position.
Bite-sized tip: If you really want a tight fit, hold her thighs together as you penetrate her. This is also an excellent position from which to administer a sexy spanking.
Making the most of what you have is key. The mouth and extra boyfriend will be of aid. An astonishing amount of importance is put on size. Not any penis can lead the woman to climax, it takes something special. Any woman who says size doesn’t matter is a liar.
Sometimes clitoral stimulation won’t be enough.
That throbbing cock inside is what the woman needs.
Foreplay is what matters most; one good orgasm from a man’s tongue will pretty much win any woman over. Combine that with a small penis sex position and your woman will be more than satisfied, we promise…..As long as her boyfriend can play too
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Whats Your Sex Profile?
By Administrator | August 14, 2008
One of my callers wanted me to fill out this sex survey thing….. so I thought Id share..
My Sexual Portfolio
Sex Positions
Doggy Style
Reverse Cowgirl
My Perfect 1st Date
Dancing & Kinky Sex
Favorite Sex Acts
Sadism & Masochism
Bondage & Domination
Mutual Masturbation
Oral Sex
Voyeurism
Favorite Toys
Strap On Dildo
Clit Stimulators
Handcuffs
Gag
My Fetishes
Large Cocks
Cross Dressing
CBT
Cuckolding
Bondage & Domination
Watersports
Smoking
Feminization
My Erogeneous Zones
Lips
Stomach
Inner Thighs
Lesbian Experience- Of course!
MY Bedroom Role- Dominant
Is Size Important? DEFINITELY!!
Favorite Underwear- Cheeky Panties
How I prefer Sex- Hard & Intense
Porn Preference
Erotic Stories
Phone Sex
Favorite Sex Activities
Strip Clubs
Fetish Clubs
Adult Movie Theaters
S&M CLubs
Sex Shops
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SEX Survey!
By Administrator | August 9, 2008
| When it comes to sex, who do you like to do most of the moving? | |
| The man! | |
| The woman! | |
| Both! | |
| Pick an ice cream flavour: | |
| Vanilla | |
| Bubblegum | |
| Chocolate | |
| Butter Pecan | |
| Cherry | |
| Grape | |
| Lime | |
| Mint Chocolate Chip | |
| Rocky Road | |
| Imagine having (safe) sex with a hot stranger whose face you cannot see… this is: | |
| Hot!! | |
| Not a turn on at all. | |
| When it comes to sex positions: | |
| I’ll try anything that looks interesting. | |
| I let my partner call the shots. | |
| I prefer what’s tried and true. | |
| As a kid, what was your favorite thing to do at the playground? | |
| Hanging from the monkey bars. | |
| Swinging. | |
| Going down the slide. | |
| Doing cartwheels in the grass. | |
| Playing kissing games. | |
| Making other kids my slaves. | |
| Standing around acting bored. | |
| Fighting with other kids. | |
| Getting people to sniff my ass. | |
| Your Ideal Sex Position is…
Cowgirl |
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| Fun. Wild. And deep. Saddle up and ride him all night long. Only for those who feel they’re strong! |
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| ‘What is your Ideal Sex Position?’ at QuizUniverse.com |
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| Frankie’s sexual nickname:
“Chesty LaRue” |
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Miss Frankie – [noun]: An impotence cream |
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Caller Confession: The Mirror
By Administrator | August 7, 2008
Joey called me today. Joey is a very confused boy from Seattle. He was sitting in front of his full length mirror, with one hand on his bra and the other in his panties. He bought a headset to talk to me so he can be hands free as I give him tasks.
Joey has been afraid of his sub-conscious desires. I told him when he wakes up in the morning, whatever he saw when he closed his eyes is what he needs to see when he looks in the mirror. He had a tube of lipstick in hand, a mascara wand waiting and a super sexy baby doll with matching stockings and heels.
I told him to close his eyes as he slipped the stocking onto his foot. I wanted him to indulge in every sense of femininty he could. Being a girl has never been so sensuous.
His phone sex session made him a girl and he blew such a load of cum…..
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Sissy Boys Needing Something Strict
By Administrator | August 5, 2008
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Bet He Stuffs
By Administrator | August 1, 2008
Colette, Olivia and I went to this super sexy fetish club in Detroit lastnight, freaks galore & fetishes galore! We were sitting at our table and the table across from us had a sexy black guy, bald head, goatee and he was gorgeous. When he stood up it looked like he had something stuck in his shorts. He totally looked like he was stuffing. Knowing me and how much I like to laugh at losers with small penises, the girls imposed a bet. If I went over there and his cock was real they’d buy my drinks the rest of the night, if he was stuffing I’d buy their drinks the rest of the night. It was hard to tell from a distance, but a girls’ gotta do what a girls’ gotta do.
His date went to the bathroom, so I walked on over. I said , “Hey, I’m Frankie and my girls and I were wondering if you’d like to join us for a few drinks.” He introduced himself as Darnell and told me to take a seat. I was blushing because although I love to humiliate, he was really sexy and if that cock was all his, it was going to be all mine. Darnell said,
” I see your girls are giggling, so tell me, there has got to be a reason for them to be laughing so hard.” I couldn’t help but laugh, “To be honest, the hard part is in your pants. And they don’t believe that bulge down there is all you. So there is a little bet, they bet me that you’re stuffing.”
Darnell adjusted and kinda leaned back and it stood straight up. Wow, for once Miss Frankie is impressed with a penis! He grabbed it and held it for me to show me how hard it was. I said I’d need more proof. He slid under the table a bit and unzipped his pants, he told me to scoot closer and put my hand on it! How could he ask that in public! So I did as he asked and pulled that big hard 11 inch 2inch thick cock out of his pants. It was already oozing precum.
I said, “Looks Like I won the bet!” Olivia and Colette’s mouths were open Sooooo wide, jaws dropped and hands over their mouths. They could not believe I actually did it, and it was all him!
So I ended up taking a trip out to the parking lot with Darnell. Nothing like that big black cock to top off the night. Sure I got his number, but I have a feeling he’ll be calling me sooner than he thinks.
You should call me too, find out the rest of the juicy details.
But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already. My Kiss is intoxicating, My Voice Angelic. Your desires become needs when you talk to me. let sweet seduction take you where you never thought you’d go.
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Only Abusive to Men….Not Puppies
By Administrator | July 25, 2008
As many of you know I am quite abusive to my callers. It is their desire that I abuse, humiliate and torment them because it excites them so much.

There are so many dogs however that are abused and do no ask for it, Orphans of the Storm is one of the biggest no kill animal shelters in Chicagoland. So even if I am an evil bitch, I have a soft spot when it comes to puppies. I rescued two beautiful pitt bulls from this shelter. To raise money towards these animals, they are having a Pooch Parade, a 2 mile walk with a nominal entry of $20.00 per person.
Any boy who sponsors me and my poochies will receive a free 10 minute call with me! This is an excellent cause to donate to a charity. All proceeds will go directly to the care of the animals in the shelter. 
Fill out YOUR pledge card today, all pledges must be received by Friday, August 15th. CLICK HERE to become a sponsor.
Mail it to me with your payment or pay with your credit card directly to Aural Impulse then we will issue a check to Orphans of the Storm. Send in your pledge card today at
Aural Impulse Inc
PO BOX 163
Wilmot WI 53192
Now be a good boy and do something to make your mistress happy.
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Appetite for an Aphrodisiac
By Administrator | July 8, 2008
Hungry? Hungry for food or hungry for sex? Certain foods enhance your libido, or hers. Here’s a few things that will make you hungry for something in bed.
So…. what do you have a taste for?
Avocado
The Aztecs called the avocado tree “Ahuacuatl which translated means “testicle tree”. The ancients thought the fruit hanging in pairs on the tree resembled the male’s testicles. This is a delicious fruit with a sensuous texture. Serve in slices with a small amount of Balsamic vinegar and freshly ground pepper.
Bananas
The banana flower has a marvelous phallic shape and is partially responsible for popularity of the banana as an aphrodisiac food. An Islamic myth tells the tale that after Adam and Eve succumbed to the “Apple” they started covering their “nudity” with banana leaves rather than fig. From a more practical standpoint bananas are rich in potassium and B vitamins, necessities for sex hormone production.
Basil (sweet basil)
Is said to stimulate the sex drive and boost fertility. It is also said to produce a general sense of well being for body and mind.
Chocolate
The Aztecs referred to chocolate “nourishment of the Gods”. Chocolate contains chemicals thought to effect neurotransmitters in the brain and a related substance to caffeine called theobromine. Chocolate contains more antioxidant (cancer preventing enzymes) than does red wine. The secret for passion is to combine the two.
Garlic
The ‘heat’ in garlic is said to stir sexual desires. Make sure you and your partner share it together. Garlic has been used for centuries to cure everything from the common cold to heart ailments. This is a good time for moderation. Enjoy a pasta with a lightly garlicky sauce and it and lead up to something spicy in the bedroom later.
Honey
Many medicines in Egyptian times were based on honey including cures for sterility and impotence. Medieval seducers plied their partners with Mead, a fermented drink made from honey. Lovers on their “Honeymoon” drank mead and it was thought to s “sweeten” the marriage.
Pineapple
Rich in vitamin C and and is used in the homeopathic treatment for impotence. Add a spear to a sweet Rum drink for a tasty prelude to an evening of passion.
Raspberries and Strawberries
Perfect foods for hand feeding your lover. “Both invite love and are described in erotic literature as fruit nipples” Both are high in vitamin C and make a sweet light dessert.
Truffles
The Greeks and the Romans considered the rare Truffle to be an aphrodisiac. The musky scent is said to stimulate and sensitize the skin to touch.
Vanilla
The scent and flavor of vanilla is believed to increase lust. According to the Australian Orchid Society, “Old Totonac lore has it that Xanat, the young daughter of the Mexican fertility goddess, loved a Totonac youth. Unable to marry him due to her divine nature, she transformed herself into a plant that would provide pleasure and happiness.” Fill tall Champagne glasses to the rim and add a vanilla bean for a heady, bubbly treat.
Have a little snack, and lets do a call.
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The Problem. . . . Gets Bigger. . .Part II
By Administrator | July 6, 2008
The Problem
Do you remember those 3 little letters? Do you remember what “E. I. B.” stood for? Let Me Spell it out for you “EXCEPT IN BED”
He was a wonderful husband, handsome, successful, confident….except, In BED. What a difference 3 inches can make in a mans life. What happens when your wife points out that the only way YOU get hard is when she starts talking about more cock. What is it that turns you on so much about this woman, all the while, you’re imagining YOU on top, riding a man, feeling so fucking sexy. Just thinking….how much you LOVE the cock.
3 Inches could have kept her in the same bed. He didn’t have it.
Acceptance
February 1, 2008. The realization occurred. He heard her say it, he heard Miss Frankie’s message to him, “Who Says Size Matters? Men have always detested women’s gossip because they suspect the truth- their measurements are being taken and are being compared. Your Inability To Satisfy Women is Shameful. Since you cannot satisfy women, you must resort to the humiliation of satisfying men. So when she wants to sleep with someone else, are you still not going to believe that size doesn’t matter?”
The Method
Want to see what she’s going so wild over? What is it about a PENIS that makes that woman crazy? The only way to find out is to taste it yourself, right?
So it began, shopping for cock like we were looking for a car online. Every week we’d try to find another dick for him to go suck. Now….its been 5 months. Can you imagine how many cocks he’s serviced by now?
THE Cuckold Wedding
He wants to get married. My boyfriend that is, so my boyfriend will marry my husband and I. So my husband can watch me fuck my “boyfriend” while in our bed. To keep me satisfied in every way, I have my husband and my bedroom husband. This goes back to “E.I.B”, you know what that is, engraved onto all 3 of our wedding bands on the inside. Its our cuckold circle. Fuck a love triangle.
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